Hi all, if you're reading this you are either wondering where I have vanished, curious about what I've been doing or just plain bored at work! I will attempt to document some of my exploits in america (fully complimented with pictures!)
First Few Days...
Flying over was about as painless as could be expected. By which I mean, fairly inconvenient and being forced to wait in queues. Despite fumbling at the border security after accidentally saying I didn't have a job 'yet'... we managed to arrive into beautiful Traverse City Michigan. A sunny and very pleasantly warm Michigan. Being severly jet-lagged we retired fairly quickly... the next day would be the true start to the holiday
First Day
The next day I was treated to the true American breakfast. Unlimited coffee (to help with the jet lag) toast and sausages (because I was hungry) and half a plate of hash browns (because... weeeelll....). A very satisfying and tasty breakfast. After that we wandered down to a farmers market and I discovered some of the differences in price of food. There was corn on the cob available for $3 a dozen... large home made pies for $8 and other fantastic treats. As well as the sight of my first Hill Billy.
Very shortly afterwards we returned to Jen's parents 'Shack in the Woods', my home for the upcoming three weeks. And its certainly a pretty place, although a bit bigger than a shack, featuring a hot tub, air conditioning and a whole series of comfy communal areas. Yes. Definitely not a shack.
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Jens House |
After having a little go in the hot tub (well who wouldn't) we decided to go off and explore the local area. We walked down the stairs visible in the picture. Straight past a nest of bald faced hornets. As they buzzed and stang I'm not proud to say that I might have screamed like a little girl... and made a rapid retreat back into the house, nursing a large number of stings. Me and Jen cowered on the couch in the corner for the rest of the afternoon, whilst Jens dad bravely went forth to tackle the nest with a hose.
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One of the nasties that attacked us: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald-faced_hornet |
And so ended the first day...
After recovering from the wasps...
On the second day of holiday my dear Jen took me to, a Wall-mart and canoeing. And whilst we were there we admired the selections of bikes, guns, and pet fish. Which was an interesting combination to have in one store, and one you would definitely not see in the UK. What impressed me was not just the size - the building was similar in size to a hypermarket - but also that the density in which stuff was packed was comparable to a UK supermarket. A truly monumental amount of stuff in a small space. Despite it being big and evil, we were drawn in by its low low prices...
This was not the best part of the day, however. The highlight was definitely canoeing along the glorious Au Sable River...
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Not my photo, but an excellent example of the river |
... imagine gently rowing down a slow winding river. Clear blue skies. 30 odd degrees. Fantastically clear clean water, and the sound of the local wildlife. (Including drunk Americans who kept on falling out of their canoe). A cooler of beer in the back, to drink whilst paddling. It was a truly blissful afternoon, which led on to a relaxing evening eating huge burritos in a local bar.
Adventures in more big stores
After a fairly exhausting day, it was decided that me and Jen should embark on a slightly more local adventure. After customary coffee and (cinnamon coated) donuts in the shack we headed off to home depot.
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Omnomnomnomnom... coated do-nuts go so well with coffee |
It is a real shame that we don't have stores like this in the UK. For a fraction of the price this store had a huge selection of fun toys for any men. We went in for hacksaw blades, but I couldn't resist buying some rope for scouting activities. And I could have just as easily brought back power tools, or gardening equipment for my house in Manchester. Purely because it was about half the price of B&Q for so many items...
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And it would need to be a double poilaroider |
Then we went to Bob Evans. And I paid $8, and I got a mamouth breakfast...
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That is 2 sausage patties, fries, 2 eggs over easy, and 3 pancakes with golden syrup... |
Feeling rather stuffed despite not being able to manage all three pancakes, we headed back to the shack. And whilst there we started playing with Jens quadbike. After much effort, we got it started, and we went for a quick spin round the golf course next to the house. It was... rather thrilling... should I say. Dirt tracks and more fantastic forest. And that was but our first adventure on the quad.
To be continued to up to date tomorrow....